Happy independence day everyone, lets party like its 1776 am I right!? Or maybe just pretend we look as good as B in patriotic attire.
Ok... maybe not,. Instead let's just dwell on this gem of sentence from the hallowed document that is the Declaration of Independence-
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."
So may you today pursue those things... for no matter the flaws our country may have, we do have one thing going for us and that thing is Freedom!
Now, enough of this bullshit! Go be with the people you love, sit on a beach, tube down a river, cook out, drink too much, watch fireworks and eat (phallically shaped) ice cream in red, white, and blue; because heaven knows it isn't the fourth unless we have done these things (or at least one of them).
Cheers to you and yours, I will see you at the Sandlot as the sky explodes in wonder.