Calling all super nerds! I have a task for you.
Can you please invent a full body blow dryer? Like the ones you drive through at the car wash that blast all the water off the hood of your car... but more gentle.
I will also accept submissions for a full body dry cleaner.... you know, something which uses steam, oil, body brushing (it's a legit thing you pervs) and powders to cleanse the body. The French would be all about it, in fact, I don't know why they haven't invented it yet. Also, we are in a drought, so get on it! It would save time, energy, and WATER you guys. I'm really just thinking of the environment here (also about how much I hate blow drying my hair). Think ancient Egypt meets the new Swash at home Dry Cleaner. I think it is brilliant, you are welcome to run with the idea, I would just like a shout out when you win the Nobel Prize for saving the worlds water supply.
This doesn't happen today but sooner would be better than later... just saying (think of the oceans). Thank you in advance for all your hard work and innovations... I am ready and waiting.
*image via Swash