Ladies, Gentlemen, fellow surfers of the vast and turbulent ocean that is the internet, I have a few thoughts for you... though they may not be profound, they are relevant.
First- We all remember how Miley bleached her eye brows! I KNOW, I'm still in shock.
Second-why do we care?
Third- People look strange without eye brows (see Whoopi Goldberg)
Fourth- Mileys just bein Miley, but seriously... the brows!?
Fifth- Well groomed eyebrows are truly envy worthy. Seriously, I saw someone with perfect eye brows the other day and nearly turned into a shrub*.
Six-Why are we so obsessed with what people are doing to themselves!? On that note, whose eyebrows are you obsessed with?
Seven-Would you bleach your eyebrows?
Eight-Is our culture eventually going to dissolve into a pop obsessed society that cares more about Miley's eyebrows than, say, the state of our government? Oh wait...
Nine-I had my eyebrows forcibly ripped off in cosmetology school when I was 17... worst moment ever (I cried).
Ten- Have you ever see those people whose eyebrows are connected to their hairlines!? The missing link in evolution perhaps?
Ok... I think that is enough on the caterpillars that guard our foreheads; for the time being anyways.
On a serious note, props to Miley for just doing her thing. I may not agree with all she stands for, but damn, girl has it going on! Let's be honest, her latest hits are more catchy than chickenpox in preschool! (I may or may not blair Wrecking ball while driving down the 101...don't judge, I know you do it too).
*shrubs are green... green with envy.